Now, I always wanted kids, even when I was young i knew i wanted to have kids me and my cousin used to make lists of names of our future kids, now that i think about it me and my cuz did some pretty lame stuff "back in the day" lol but anywho...it started with me wanting four kids 2 girls and 2 boys, then i want twins or triplets (just cuz its interesting), but as time went by i began to think what in the world was i thinking wanting multiple kids at one time? Do you once what these creatures do? (ill get to that...) then that 4 went to 3 and its currently at 2 on the verge of 1 although i never really liked the fact of the only child....but hell the things i be seeing out in these streets will make you tie your own damn tubes ya damn self, hell set em on fire, blow them up with explosives, ok that may be too much but im just saying...and i have thought about this recently cuz...the good ole oasis (my job) always brings light to new things which is interesting to me....
so the other day I was working and this family came in a husband and wife (im assuming) and a little boy who had to be at least 7 or 8 and he told his mother he wanted a bottled drink from subway (i work at panda express) she told him no, and this little nigga went crazy, he started yelling screaming and crying all because his mama would not let him get a drink from subway...im like r u serious?...the dad is basically ignoring him like he aint screaming at triple forte and asking me for napkins and soy sauce im thinking to myself yo kno that lil nigga causing a scene can u shut his ass up, and then the mama starts yelling at the father saying Just get him outta here!!!!!" note i had a line...im like this is some oc shit! if they were black he would have been popped a few times and if that didnt work then taken to the car and vigorously beaten....but damn no kids should be throwing tantrums and shit...
then......another family comes in another wife and husband and a smaller child maybe around 2...and these folks got this baby crawling all over the counter (which people lay their plates) this lil nigga banging on the glass basically about to crawl over it to where I am just all over the damn place just wouldnt stay still and all the mother says is "stop it, dont do that" in the lightest voice i ever heard.....i apoligize for generally makings a black and white thing but hell these are the things i see on a day to day basis and this ish bothers the hell outta me....
Now heres a quick scenario......if you were told to take out the garbage who will make you take it out faster? A. a sweet old lady or B. Samuel Jackson.....get what im saying? PARENTS STOP "YELLING" at these badASSkids wit that soft ass voice gets sum bass, and get those beaty murderous eyes and I guarantee you they wills straighten up quick.
I swear kids be trippin me out i mean that can be a ball of joy sometimes but other times got damn! they make you think how long you may be in jail for whooping them so hard u go into limbo lol (insider) so maybe this entry should have been titled badASSkids & they badASSparents
Last note: My future husband better be the best of the best of the best for me to have a child or children with him....cuz kids drive me crazy...i love them and want to have them...but damn! lol
*Stay (I)nspired
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